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🚨 SIR TOKEN JUST LAUNCHED BRO 🚨
🛕 Built directly from a broken Lenovo in a 3G café
📈 500,000,000 SUPPLY
💬 Telegram Group: t.me/sirtoken1
“Hello bro. I promote in 100 group now. You moon fast.”
That’s the spirit of $SIR – the coin that honors every guy who ever spammed your DMs with “real user, very engagement SIR 🙏”.
💩 NO utility
💩 NO real devs
💩 YES Telegram hype from the same 15 Russian and Indian promo bros who always vanish after payment
✅ LP locked (in spirit)
✅ Chart going UP (until it doesn't)
✅ 100% community-owned (because the dev forgot the keys)
ROADMAP:
🪫 Phase 1: Add 12k bots to Telegram
📸 Phase 2: Pay $5 for 3 fake AMAs
🥷 Phase 3: Get rugged, relaunch as “Sir Token X”
🎉 Phase 4: Bollywood collab incoming (or not)
MARKETING POWERED BY:
– One guy named “CryptoRaj”
– Two GIFs
– 3,000 Telegram stickers
– A Fiverr logo stolen from Google
🥇 Tokenomics:
– 10% to “promo”
– 90% to “early adopters”
– 100% to memes
– 0% to reality
⚠️ Don’t DYOR. Just VIBE.
💀 Don’t ask questions. Just SHILL.
🚀 Don’t blink. You’ll miss the dump.
JOIN THE CULT:
👉 https://t.me/sirtoken1
BECAUSE RUGS ARE TEMPORARY – BUT MEMES ARE FOREVER.
#SIRTOKEN #HELLOBRO #CRYPTOFOMO #DEGENHYPE #PROMOTE100GROUPNOW #JUSTBUYBRO
