First things first:
We're 100% rugproof. We're 100% community driven. Top whales are certified SafeMoon OG's. Not interested in dumping, they want to make this a successful (useless) project. Great memepotential. View this as a solid parody of all the shitcoins that promise you to go to the moon while being just as useless. We're at least honest.
✔️ Contract Renounced:
✔️ LP Locked:
Good, now that I eased your little worried minds... Why worry anyway?
We're useless. But think about it... What coin/token is useful anyway? Isn't it surprisingly refreshing not to worry about a whitepaper or progress?
Everyone's tired of these so called "community projects" with stupid names. They claim to have things on their roadmap like dApps, NFTs, gaming integration, or a whole new crypto utopia. They will write a crappy whitepaper, shill for a bit, have a few awkward AMAs, promise the moon, and then stagnate -- only to fade into obscurity.
Enter USELESS TOKEN -- the token that transparently offers investors no value. So no whitepaper, no expectations, no FUD, no AMAs, no whiny community, and no care in the world. This will either go to the sun (because going to the moon didn't work) -- because fate loves irony -- or you get a 🏆 of useless tokens in your wallet for some sweet bragging rights. Win-win!
Come and be useless with us.