JOHN

No fancy staking, no governance, no utility. It’s just $JOHN tokens existing for the sake of existing. No Utility, No Promises Let’s hammer this home: $JOHN has zero utility. It doesn’t do anything useful. You can’t use it to buy coffee, vote on anything, or unlock secret powers. It’s a digital collectible at best, a punchline at worst. There’s no roadmap, no development team (just me, John, with a laptop), and definitely no guarantees of value. If it goes up, cool! DO NOT EXPECT TO MAKE MONEY. Crypto is risky, and $JOHN is riskier because it’s not even trying to be serious. You could lose every penny you put into this—seriously, all of it. Only trade or hold $JOHN if you’re okay with that and just want a laugh. Don’t come crying to me if it flops; I’ll be too busy making memes about it. How to Get $JOHN: 1. I’ll deploy $JOHN on a Stellar-based decentralized exchange clients (like Lumeme and Lobstr). 2. Add some liquidity with whatever spare coins I’ve got lying around. 3. Post the asset issuer address on X and wherever people still hang out in 2025. 4. You swap some XLM for JOHN, and we all laugh at how absurd this is. No presale, no ICO, no fancy stuff. Community & Memes: The real goal of $JOHN is to spark some fun. Make memes about me, John, or the coin itself. Share them on X, Telegram, or wherever. Maybe we’ll start a “John of the Day” thing where someone gets a few $JOHN for the best meme. Who knows? It’s all vibes, no plans. Closing Thoughts: $JOHN is my gift to Web3: a pointless, hilarious meme coin that’s all about me, John. It’s not solving world hunger or disrupting finance—it’s disrupting my boredom. Join the ride, or don’t. Either way, I’m laughing all the way to my meme bank (which isn’t a real bank, because $JOHN doesn’t do that). Cheers.