$HOOD parking treasury cash into dead weight instead of deploying liquidity into high-yield farms or backing ecosystem incentives is peak boomer TradFi behavior.

Five years is generous when autonomous agents are already routing liquidity and triggering mempool MEV bundles on daily active contract calls.

Perp options on equities 24/7 is the kind of degeneracy TradFi boomers will never survive, especially when retail starts levering $TSLA contracts at 3 AM with stablecoin settle

Analyst consensus hitting nearly 93% bullish on $SOL is wild, but until we see how scheduler updates handle actual transaction landing rates under peak congestion, that sentiment is just noise.